10.19.2005

Each Person They Kill, Gets Up and Kills!

via the onion, we learn that the Zombie Preparedness Institute has released a study saying the Pittsburgh is completely unprepared for a zombie outbreak.

Some of the more disturbing pieces of outdated zombie preparedness include:
*Lack of adequate routes for evacuation
*Emergency shelters in disrepair
*Cars and sheds considered adequate shelter
*Failure to take zombies' basic reasoning abilities into account
*Instructing Federal Undead Management Agency (FUMA) employees to shoot zombies in the torso, a mistake so insane it should be hysterical.

it's times like this that make me glad i have this.

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